Inside my head

22nd November 2011

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I am where I’m meant to be

Thursday night/Friday morning on the 10th/11th things definitely got better in my life. Actually that entire weekend made me the happiest person ever. I was having guy troubles before that weekend, but things definitely got turned around. Up until now life has just been one big up and down, sudden drops, blindsided by shit, fuck me in the ass roller coaster. But I would have to say that the ups have definitely transported me to cloud 9. I am happier now than I have ever been the entire semester at college. I seriously could not ask for more.

10th November 2011

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Hate my life

Sooooooo…. my roommate’s a psycho bitch. Let me explain.

I used to have 2 roommates. One of them dropped out. The one that dropped out has an ex that I am friends with and go to school with. Because of this, my roommate says he is not allowed in the room. According to her, “where she comes from she doesn’t talk to friend’s exes.” Bitch please.

It’s my room too and he rarely comes in anyway. Ever since my other roommate dropped out she’s taken over the room. She’s put most of her stuff in the extra dresser and desk. Get crates ya fucking nazi.

And to top all of it off, the guy that I’m interested in seems to have become “busy” with other girls. It’s totally cool that you ask me out on several dates, bail ‘cause you’re “busy”, and then go on dates with other girls. No biggie. Asshole. Karma’s a bitch and will make your life hell. I hope you get what you deserve, but tenfold.

My life right now just sucks fat ass. Hooray for college!

8th November 2011

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Bad luck

I’ve been in college for almost 3 months. I’ve never been the kind of girl that people ask out. I don’t know why. I scare people I guess. Well, I was actually asked out a few weeks ago by a guy I met through a mutual friend. We were supposed to go to Sedona the weekend after he returned home from California and also just hang out the entire week before that weekend. Unfortunately, he became busy and that entire week and Sedona never happened. I didn’t talk to him for a week or so. He texted me on Halloween asking me out again to get Starbucks on Wednesday. Wednesday came and it never happened. I wasn’t sad because he’s bailed the other times, but what I am upset about is that he never texted me let me know that he was busy and that we wouldn’t be getting Starbucks. I was busy watching Supernatural anyway…

I can’t really be mad at him because he’s a junior majoring in International Affairs which takes a lot of his time.

So, I’ve come to the conclusion that I am undatable or that the guy is a douche. I’m just having horrible luck in my love life. I guess I just have to be more patient with him. Grrrrrr.

23rd August 2011

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THEEEEE Best Pick-Up Lines EVAR!

I felt like being nice today and making a list of the best pick-up lines EVAR! And believe me, they work.

• Rumor has it that you are in fact a bit of a sex god. Can you confirm that?
• Hey baby, is there a mirror in your pants? ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
• I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
• Your body is like Wonderland and I want to be your Alice.
• I’m like chocolate pudding: I look like crap, but I’m as sweet as can be.
• What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
• You’ve got something on your chest: my eyes.
• You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room.
• Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin’ out ma’ package!
• If you’re left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?

Say any of these to the lovely ladies and you’re sure to get ninja punched in the throat some.