Inside my head

I felt like being nice today and making a list of the best pick-up lines EVAR! And believe me, they work.

• Rumor has it that you are in fact a bit of a sex god. Can you confirm that?
• Hey baby, is there a mirror in your pants? ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
• I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
• Your body is like Wonderland and I want to be your Alice.
• I’m like chocolate pudding: I look like crap, but I’m as sweet as can be.
• What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
• You’ve got something on your chest: my eyes.
• You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room.
• Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin’ out ma’ package!
• If you’re left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?

Say any of these to the lovely ladies and you’re sure to get ninja punched in the throat some.